Jabber: Mom? Which do you love more, me or your computer?
Me: I love you way more than my computer, sweetheart. Way more. A bazillion times more.
Jabber: Well, if the house was burning down, which one would you grab first, your sons or your computer?
Me: Baby if the house were burning down, the ONLY things I would care about would be you, your brother, and your Daddy.
Jabber: What if your computer burned all up?
Me: As long as my family was safe, it would be okay. What about you?
Jabber: What about me?
Me: If the house were burning down, and you could only save ONE thing, would you save your Mama or your toy cars?
Jabber: I would save you AND my cars.
Me: (laughing) No, no, no, you don’t have time for saving both. Which one would you choose?
Jabber: (also laughing) I would push you out the door and then go back for my cars.
Me: You goofball, you can only choose one.
Jabber: Well, our house would never burn down.
Me: Well, okay, that’s true, but IF you had to make the choice, would you choose me or your cars?
Jabber: I would throw my car out the window while I was saving you.
Well, at least he would save me! :)