Thursday, August 21, 2008

Feel my asparagus?

Okay, scene in my house yesterday evening:

Jabber, shouting loudly upstairs, right in front of open screen door:DAAAAAAAADDDDDD! I want you to feel my asparagus!!!!

(Sound effect: Elissa hysterically laughing from the computer chair)

Dad: You want me to feel your what?

Jabber: My asparagus!!! You HAVE TO feel my asparagus right NOW!!!

Dad: (laughing also) I don't really feel like feeling your asparagus, Jabber!

Jabber: (even louder) FEEL MY ASPARAGUS!

Dad: I KNOW WHAT AN ASPARAGUS FEELS LIKE!

Jabber: But mine is WET!

Dad: I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL YOUR WET ASPARAGUS!

(Elissa nearly pees her pants from laughing.)

The End.

4 comments:

CDP said...

Well, did he feel the asparagus?

cowpops said...

ROFL

liss n kids said...

cdp, no I do not believe he did. The conversation degenerated from there into how Monkey had licked his asparagus, and considering the subtext my mind was headed toward, that just felt dirty! ;)

Krupskaya said...

HEE!