Me: How you doin' up there, Monkey?
Monkey: DON'T SAY THAT.
Me: What should I say?
Monkey: SAY, 'HOW ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?'
Me: How are you doing up there?
Monkey: DON'T SAY THAT!
Me: What should I say?
Monkey: SAY, 'HOW ARE YOU DOOOOOING UP THERE?'
Me: How are you doooooing up there?
Monkey: DON'T SAY THAT!
Me: Well, what should I say???
Monkey: SAY, 'HOW ARE YOU DOOOOOING UP THERE, BUTTHEAD?'
Me: I'm not going to call you a butthead.
Monkey: FINE. THEN JUST GET UP HERE AND WIPE MY BUTT INSTEAD.
2 comments:
and that will be a sad, sad day.
I agree with Grace. Kids make such great material because they are so unfiltered.
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