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Sunday, December 20, 2009

kids are disgusting

I mean, really.
Posted by Elissa J. Hoole at 11:40 PM
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I am Elissa--a YA writer, a teacher, a mama, a wallflower, a word-eater, a poet, a terrible cook. I'm represented by Sarah Davies of Greenhouse Literary Agency, and my debut for teens, KISS THE MORNING STAR, will be published by Marshall Cavendish in Spring 2012, a fact that still pretty much makes me weak in the knees!
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