Me: ARGGHHHHHHH!
Monkey: Mama, what's wrong? I kiss you and make it all better?
Me: Oh, honey, it's all right. I'm having problems with the timeline in my story.
Monkey: I can help you.
Me: *laughs* You want to help me fix my timeline?
Monkey: No. I didn't said that. I said I CAN'T help you.
Me: Yeah, probably right, baby.
Monkey: You gonna have to help yourself, Mama. You gonna have to help yourself.
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