Scene: living room, after dinner. Monkey plays on living room floor.
Monkey: LOOK DADDY! Look what I can do! (throws plastic hammer up into the air and makes a half-hearted attempt at catching it)
David: Oh, Monkey. We don't throw toys.
Monkey: But I like it! (throws hammer)
David: Yeah, but we're in the house. And that's a hammer. We don't throw hammers.
Monkey: I do! (throws hammer)
David: No, Monkey. I really don't want to see you throwing hammers.
Monkey: Okay! So go away, Daddy!
Baby Neal Cassady?