Me: Good morning Jabber! How did you sleep?
Me: Awesome! Did you have any good dreams?
J: Noooo…I didn’t have any dreams at all.
Me: Oh, yeah?
J: Yeah, ‘cause you know. Sleep just snuck up on me. And when sleep sneaks up on you, you don’t dream.
Me: Oh, really?
J: Yeah, because sleep, you know. It wants to sneak up on you. And if you dreamed, then you would know you were sleeping. So that’s not really all that sneaky.